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Currently, there is no information regarding any type of sequel.

THE SECRET V.F.D. PAGE OF OUR NEWSPAPER (PLEASE DON'T LOOK HERE)

           It has finally happenned,L. 

Your  'Series of Unfortunate Events' are about to become an unfortunate movie! It was released on December 17th, and now, people nation wide are flocking to see it!

           This film has been rated PG for thematic elements, scary situations and brief language.

         Please, L, we must stop this at all costs.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,

R

      

THE GRUEOMSE GRADES

1. Entertainment Weekly: C+

 

THE TERRIBLE TRAILERS

     EXTRA! EXTRA!

APROMIATLEY FIVE AND ONE-HALF DAYS AGO, THE FOLLOWING MOVIE CLIPS WERE FOUND PLAYING ONE A MR. L. SNICKET'S COMPUTER, WHO WISHES TO REMAIN ANYNOMOUS. IT IS NOT RECOMMEDED THAT YOU VIEW THEM, AND IF YOU DO, DO SO IN THE SAFTEY OF YOUR OWN HOME, OR A DEEP WELL. 

T.V.  SPOT:  http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/LemonySnicketsASeriesofUnfortunateEve-10002182/trailers.php

 THEATER TRAILER: http://www.unfortunateeventsmovie.com/enter.html

NEW THEATER TRAILER: http://www.mymovies.net/windowsmedia/player.aspurl=/film/fid2283/trailers/trid1495/wm/high.asx&filmid=2283

NEW NEW TRAILER: http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/lemony_snickets/theatrical_large.html

CREEPY CAST &CREW Directed by Brad Silberling     Writing credits (WGA) Daniel Handler   (books The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, and The Wide Window) (as Lemony Snicket) Robert Gordon   (screenplay) Cast (in credits order) Jim Carrey .... Count Olaf Meryl Streep .... Aunt Josephine Jude Law .... Lemony Snicket (voice) Emily Browning .... Violet Baudelaire Liam Aiken .... Klaus Baudelaire Kara Hoffman .... Sunny Shelby Hoffman .... Sunny Timothy Spall .... Mr. Poe Billy Connolly .... Uncle Monty Luis Guzmán .... Bald Man Jennifer Coolidge .... White Faced Woman #1 Jane Adams .... White Faced Woman #2 Craig Ferguson .... Person of Indeterminate Gender Jamie Harris .... Hook-Handed Man Cedric the Entertainer .... Detective Rosemary Garris .... Wedding guest Gilbert Gottfried .... AFLAC Duck (voice) Alan Heitz .... Police Photographer Michael Earl Lane .... Ferry Boat Captain Hannah Lochner .... Darcy Catherine O'Hara .... Justice Strauss Deborah Theaker .... Mrs. Poe Paul Bunnell .... Wedding Guest (uncredited) Lidia Sabljic .... Woman in audience (uncredited)     (Information obtained from www.imdb.com)

There is a website for the Unfortunate Events Movie. The site is: http://www.unfortunateeventsmovie.com/ You are encouraged to not visit this site, as it may cause nightmares.

PUTRID POSTERS

These are the posters for the Lemony Snicket film. Do not look. Please.

 

 

 

THE FIERCE FEATURETTES

Here is the link for several feturettes:

http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/IJKLM/Lemony-Snickets_A-Series-Of-Unfortunate-Events/trailer-page.html

Thanks to VFDeye on 667 Dark Avenue for this link.

 

THE STUPID SOUND CLIPS

This is the listing for the soundtrack of the Lemony Snickt film. Also, on Amazon.com, there are sound clips from all twenty nine listings.  

1. Bad Beginning	Listen	Listen
2. Chez Olaf	Listen	Listen
3. Baudelaire Orphans	Listen	Listen
4. In Loco Parentis	Listen	Listen
5. Resilience	Listen	Listen
6. Reptile Room	Listen	Listen
7. Unpleasant Incident Involving a Train	Listen	Listen
8. Curdled Cave	Listen	Listen
9. Puttanesca	Listen	Listen
10. Curious Feeling of Falling	Listen	Listen
11. Regarding the Incredibly Deadly Viper	Listen	Listen
12. Marvelous Marriage	Listen	Listen
13. Machrymose Ferry	Listen	Listen
14. Concerning Aunt Josephine	Listen	Listen
15. VFD	Listen	Listen
16. Wide Window	Listen	Listen
17. Cold as Ike	Listen	Listen
18. Hurricane Herman	Listen	Listen
19. Snakey Message	Listen	Listen
20. Regrettable Episode of the Leeches	Listen	Listen
21. Interlude With Sailboat	Listen	Listen
22. Verismilitude	Listen	Listen
23. Loverly Spring	Listen	Listen
24. Woeful Wedding	Listen	Listen
25. Attack of the Hook Handed Man	Listen	Listen
26. Taken by Suprise	Listen	Listen
27. One Last Look	Listen	Listen
28. Letter That Never Came	Listen	Listen
29. Drive Away	Listen	Listen

 

THE SILLY SNIPPETS

Here is a link for the new snippets from the movie: http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/movies/lemonysnicket2.html#trailer

 

THE RUN-AWAY RELEASE DATE

A release date has been set for the movie to be sold on VHS and DVD. The date is April 26, 2005.

Here is the box cover:

 

SPECIAL EDITION (2 DISCS)

 

From amazon.com

 

 

The Sad Special Features

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Special Edition

Audio commentary by director Brad Silberling

Audio commentary by Brad Silberling and the Real Lemony Snicket

Bad Beginnings: "Building a Bad Actor," "Making the Baudelaire Children Miserable," "Interactive Olaf"

Orphaned scenes: 11 "Dismal Deletions" and 5 "Obnoxious Outtakes"

A terrible tragedy: alarming evidence from the making of the film: "A Woeful World," "Costumes and Other Suspicious Disguises," "Violet's Functional Designs"

"CAUTION! Incredibly Deadly Vipers," "The Sad Score"

"Volume. Frequency. Decibels" - "The Unsound Sound Designer," "You Probably Shouldn't Listen To These"

"Sinister Special Effects" - "An Alarming Conspiracy Involving Sunny, "An Even More Alarming Conspiracy Involving Sunny," "The Terrible Fire," "Trains, Leeches and Hurricanes"

Gruesome galleries: "Shadowy Stills," "A Woeful World"

 

 

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Full Screen Collector's Edition

Audio commentary by director Brad Silberling

Audio commentary by Brad Silberling and the Real Lemony Snicket

Bad Beginnings: "Building a Bad Actor," "Making the Baudelaire Children Miserable," "Interactive Olaf"

Orphaned scenes: 11 "Dismal Deletions" and 5 "Obnoxious Outtakes"

 

 

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Widescreen Collector's Edition

Audio commentary by director Brad Silberling

Audio commentary by Brad Silberling and the Real Lemony Snicket

Bad Beginnings: "Building a Bad Actor," "Making the Baudelaire Children Miserable," "Interactive Olaf"

Orphaned scenes: 11 "Dismal Deletions" and 5 "Obnoxious Outtakes"